1. McMansions in Vermont can sprout up overnight. Also they’re held together by maple syrup.
2. Don’t mess with a Mommy. Ever.
3. I never want to know what my wrists taste like.
4. Stomach muscles speak to me.
5. Gay fake-open marriages are really tough on the heart & Cyrus already has a bad one.
6. Mellie is an idiot.
7. Quinn’s yearly review didn’t go so well, she might want to ask for mobility.
8. Hammering a phone to death is much easier than letting the call go to voicemail.
9. Huck needs a speech pathologist or he swallowed a lot of marbles.
10. I am happy to be summoned.
This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.
Thank you to all those who have served and continue to.